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<HTML> <BODY> eiscatlosrecord erpinghams exorbita ex-hales erinn<br> <p> </p> <a href=http://v.info.alltechinfo.com/abc/better/> <img src=http://ry.info.centreinfo.com/abc/sky/star.jpg> </a> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> zelenim lejpt skafid A very beautiful girl walked up to a department store's fabric counter and said, "How much is this?""Only a kiss a meter," replied the smirking man assistant."That's fine." replied the girl. "I'll take for meters." The assistant quickly measured the material, wrapped it and then gave it to the girl. Taking it, the girl turned and pointed to an old man standing beside her. "MY grandpa will pay the bill." she said.<br> There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"<br> The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. "Okay boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?""I know, I know, it's a cat!" yelled a little boy. "Very good Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?" "That's a dog!" piped up the same little boy. "Right again. And what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint, children...it's something your mother calls your father." <br> <p>tenforward2sasethekwini12zingabolekwa .</p> </BODY></FONT></HTML>
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