Compact Space Light-Bulb Jokes
- Question:
- How many hani does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- Three. One to put in the new bulb and two with APs to
make sure the kif don't steal it.
- Question:
- How many kif does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- Seven. One hakkikt to order the bulb changed, two
skkukun to change the bulb (each watching the other to ensure loyalty to
the hakkikt), and four more with APs to make sure no other kif steals
the new bulb.
- Question:
- How many mahendo'sat does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- Ten. One Personage to order the bulb changed, one mahe
to change the bulb, four more mahendo'sat to install another light
fixture to give the Personage more than one option, and four with APs to
stop the kif from stealing the new bulb and the new fixture.
- Question:
- How many stsho does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- None. Because their bones break so easily, they are
afraid of heights, including standing on tall ladders. They hire kif or
mahendo'sat to change the bulb for them.
- Question:
- How many t'ca does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- Just one. But first he (she? it?) has to partly unscrew
the old bulb, ... then screw it back in a little, ... then unscrew it
some more, ... then screw it back in a little, ... then ....
- Question:
- How many knnn does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- The number is indeterminate. The first knnn swaps the
old light bulb for something else at random. The next one swaps THAT
something for something else. This is repeated until eventually
something is swapped for a new light bulb ... or maybe the old one
again, in which case you have to start all over.
- Question:
- How many chi does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- What's a light bulb?
- Question:
- How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer:
- What's a human?
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