I was going to wait until I was dead to put these up, but then I realized, hey, when I'm dead I won't have FTP access.

Final Comments on Society

(Society says: Get your final comments off me, dilwad)

Cacti do need water every few weeks.
How can you call "yo mama" jokes old if you have conversations about the weather?
I think tweezers are cool. You can poke people with them.
No, God will not send you to Hell for reading about other religions.
What is this attitude thing against people who drink and/or smoke?
Speaking of which, if drugs were like GNU software (free, bloated, with a command-line interface), I think more people would use them, except then the only GNU program anyone would work on would be a massive EMACS script for controlling RS232 hydroponics devices.
Why go to bed if you're not tired?
Why be tired if you're insane?
What is the attitude thing against people who are insane?
Read every religious text you can get your hands on, especially the Holy Boble and the (so far) 156 Commandments of Bob.
Don't try to light propane barbecues with Bic lighters.
No, replacing the text labels with cute little pictures does not make it easier to use.
Vegetables are living creatures, too.
Mowing your lawn is like going around Manhattan and cutting off everybody's legs, except that the legs are very green and grow back in a week or two, except during the winter when they turn yellow and die.
A special announcement for people who wear sunglasses all the time and/or dress like Ferris Bueller: No, you are not cool.
What is with those freaks who don't suck tea bags?