Reverend

If you really care, I can make up a religion. Who's to stop me from calling myself a reverend? Are you challenging my right to practise my made-up religion?

Lord

in the Independent People's Republic of Communist Orange.

Right Honourable

Prime Minister of the Constitutional Monarchy of Yourmomma.

Crack Dealer

Corner of Barrington and Duke. Anyday, anytime. I have my pager set to "vibrate"; dial 453-6663. Page me, page me!

Esquire

Why the hot carbonated **** not?