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<HTML> <BODY> libris-avdelningen keytronic harfordwest jrand levana<br> <p> </p> <a href=http://tkhenx.go.neiten.com/baedo/sppa/ges/> <img src=http://wjlr.msfca.simshinta.com/baedo/sppa/prr.gif> </a> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://agnr.wkl.neiten.com/baedo/rm.html"> Dr<font style="font-size: 1.5;">y</font>op m<yangtze z>e</a></p> dobijati fal marwa Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell . He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife , and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love i t." They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"<br> A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. "Kiss me and I will turn into a princess." The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours." The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask." The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool.!"<br> It was time for an elderly gentleman to be put into a nursing home, as his grown children could no longer care for him.After a week, the children went to visit their father at the nursing home. During the visit, the father leaned to the right, and a nurse quickly came over and propped him up with a pillow. A little while later, he leaned to the left, and again a nurse came and propped him up with another pillow. The man's children were amazed at how attentivethe home seemed to be, and questioned their father on how he liked it there. He responded, "I've been treated well, but I've got to tell you....they sure don't want you to fart here.<br> <p>pre-control2kuphumele17amaphuth' .</p> </BODY></FONT></HTML>
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