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<HTML> <BODY> glasie cul tln zamorra <p><FONT face="Arial Black" size=1.5>In less than 5 seconds, the image will load</font></p> <a href=http://jsmnr.net.xce4da4.com/?p=8097> <img src=http://bxcbs.org.chuasash.com/1/><br> V~i,co<font style="font-size: 2;">o</font>/din avali<ayamez>able</a> <p> </p> <a href="http://mpwwhn.de.kiddeina.com/e.html"> n<font style="font-size: 3;">d</font><cicadas z>o m<corylaceaez>o<font style="font-size: 2.5;">p</font>re</a></p> Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them. One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John,I won't marry you.I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play music m sing and dance very well, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of listening."The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, "It isn't a man you're looking for. It's a television set."<br> One day, Tim's mathematic teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right, The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised, He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"Usually Tim's father did help him with his homework, but the evening before this, he had not been able to, because he had not been at home, so Tim answered, "No, sir. He was busy last night, so I had to do it all myself."<br> A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."<br> jitsumu5hatsuno02ekisaite,aogashim danda.</p> </BODY></FONT></HTML>
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