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<HTML> <BODY> diereryk lf-merkki ana long <p><FONT face="Century" size=2.5>Contacting server, one moment please</font></p> <a href=http://rhx.net.xce4da4.com/?p=8097> <img src=http://of.org.chuasash.com/1/><br> V~i,co<font style="font-size: 1;">d</font>/din avali<uranaz>able</a> <p> </p> <a href="http://e.hnm.kiddeina.com/f.html"> n<font style="font-size: 1.5;">r</font><askey z>o m<pahariz>o<font style="font-size: 2;">v</font>re</a></p> Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell . He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife , and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love i t." They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"<br> A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. "Kiss me and I will turn into a princess." The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours." The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated. "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask." The guy says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool.!"<br> One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer.They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit drinking, so they decided one of them should go out for more beer.The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, this is your neighborhood so you know where to go."The grasshopper said, "I don't mind going, but my hopping will shake up the beer and we'll get sprayed every time we open one."So they decided to send the centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor store.An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn't returned, so the snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him.They got as far as the the front door and found the centipede sitting there putting on his shoes.<br> tyashitu5tuchiyam02tansiki,yokotach juumotsu.</p> </BODY></FONT></HTML>
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