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http://www.kellyfreehold.com
Five megs of hard drive space 
               Two forwarding emails (in addition to info@, sales@, and webmaster@ which are already included free of
               charge,) 
               One gig of data transfer per month 
               Unmetered FTP for updating your web site 
               And one counter... 
               ALL for only $20 per month. 

     You may then add any service you need in any quantity at the following price schedule:

               Additional hard drive space: $2 per month per meg 
               Additional forwarding emails: $2 per month per email 
               POP email accounts: $2 per month per email 
               Additional counters: $2 per month per counter 
               Interactive forms: $2 per month per form 
               Secure services: $20 per month 
               Guestbook: $6 per month per guestbook 
               Autoresponder: $2 per month per autoresponder 
               Calculator: $6 per month per calculator CGI 
               Banner Ads: $6 per month per banner ad CGI 
               Statistics: Level One at $10 per month, Level Two at $20 per month 
               Server Side Includes: $2 per month per include 
               Data transfer charges: 1.5 cents per meg over one gig per month 

     We also make available other services that are priced individually depending on the particular need of the client. These include shopping carts, on-line
     Commerce Suites, database services, co-location, dedicated telco links, passcode protected pages or areas (including FTP distribution services,)
     listserves, and other custom processes that add functionality to your web site.

     Please note that all KellyFreehold accounts can be used with either virtual Domain Names, i.e., www.username.com, or as non-virtual domains, i.e.,
     www.pageplanet.com/username. KellyFreehold does not increase your cost of hosting depending on the address you choose, however, if you elect to
     receive a Domain Name, you will be responsible for the InterNIC charge to supply that service on the Internet. InterNIC currently charges $100.00 for
     the first two years of service and $50.00 per year thereafter. KellyFreehold will gladly register your Domain Name at no cost and InterNIC will bill you
     directly.



     In the event that you have more money than sense, we also offer the following account for your consideration:

     Deity Account

     The Deity Account is established for those entities who need everything and have an unlimited budget. We offer a suite of special services geared to
     handle your special needs that go beyond mere web presence and enter into the realm of universe creation and religious worship. Included in this
     account are:

          Infinite hard drive space 
          Fast access speed on our multiple tera-bit telco lines 
          Liquid magnetic bubble computers for your files and CGI processes 
          Secure services requiring rose-colored glasses to de-encrypt 
          Detailed server reports on every living creature in six universes (including buying habits) 
          NO FTP required - all server updates accommodated through telekenisis 
          A personalized email link account for each and every human on the planet Earth (additional planets available upon request) 
          24/7 technical support available from Steven Jobs, Bill Gates, Ross Perot, Bob Allen, Charles Gibbons, Ghandi, and Seymore Cray (the latter
          two require three hours advance notice) 
          Free long distance, free paging services, and free faxing 
          Includes one world-class hacker (more available upon demonstration of need) 
          Background checks on all customers available through the FBI, CIA, Interpol, Mossad, NSA, and the KGB 
          Full control availble over the Tri-lateral Commission and G. Gordon Liddy 
          Card Key access to Area 51 
          All services tax free 
          Cape included with all Diety Accounts 

http://www.kellyfreehold.com

remove at webmaster@kellyfreehold.com

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