Woof, woof, woof....woof woof......woof WOOF, WOOF, yelp, woof, woof, woof, woowoof.....WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, woof, woof, yap, yap, yap..yapyapyap!!! Woof, woofwoof..woof..YAP,YappyityYap!! Woof, woof....WOOF WOOF WOOF, woof, woof, woof Yapyapyapyappity yap Wimper, wimper, wimper....snort, snort, snort...etc. etc

Translation:

Hero: Oh boy, oh boy - a ride in the car with my second parents, a hike, oh joy, oh joy....Lewis get off my ##**$&@ neck...I said get off! Yummy snacks from Bruce D. thanks Mr Duffy...please get Lewis off my neck. Wonderful hike with my friends.

Lewis: Gotta run, gotta run, gotta stay in the lead. Lose Bruce, get ahead...great, the old man is waayyy back in the pack. Rocks, gotta find rocks, dig, dig dig, China's around here some place. Get Hero's neck, go for the neck...he's such an easy target, great, got the neck now pull...a a rock, where's the rock, my gosh a puddle, mud bath here I come.. back to the rock, mud, rock, dig...ain't life grand!

Chelsea: Pant, pant, pant - I hate cars but I love hiking! Follow mum, stay on her heels, don't loose mum, watch her feet, think feet, feet, feet, feet....Lewis PLEASE grow up!! A treat from Bruce...well I guess I know him well enough to take some food from him...back to mum and those heels...

Printer: When are people going to realize that my idea of a great day is a bone, a couch and a pillow. What - hike today,,,,in the rain...you must be nuts! Oh, alright...I'll go. You know I have a bad hip and three dislocated discs....what do you mean exercise is good for me....food, there will be food? OK I'm with you. Gotta work on the new guy - what's his name...Grant? OK, you're right..it was a great hike!

From the dogs - THANKS PEOPLE!!!