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Dear All,

     At this time I think we all need to lighten up a bit so I am taking 
the liberty of going beyond the usual limits with a post from Facebook. 
It does involve a Frog.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her 
nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says 
his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, 
he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain 
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank 
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out 
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants 
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I 
mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty 
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

YT, DW, Kentville


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    <p>Dear All,</p>
    <p>    At this time I think we all need to lighten up a bit so I am
      taking the liberty of going beyond the usual limits with a post
      from Facebook. It does involve a Frog.<br>
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    <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial,
      sans-serif; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-size: 12px;
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      text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2;
      word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;
      background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-style:
      initial; text-decoration-color: initial;">A frog goes into a bank
      and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her
      name is Patty Whack.</p>
    <p style="margin: 1em 0px 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial,
      sans-serif; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-size: 12px;
      font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal;
      font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing:
      normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px;
      text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2;
      word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;
      background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-style:
      initial; text-decoration-color: initial;">"Miss Whack, I'd like to
      get a $30,000 loan to ta<span class="text_exposed_show"
        style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;">ke a holiday."</span></p>
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      Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
      font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures:
      normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400;
      letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start;
      text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal;
      widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;
      background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-style:
      initial; text-decoration-color: initial;">
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">Patty looks at
        the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name
        is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
        knows the bank manager.</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">Patty explains
        that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">The frog says,
        "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
        about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">Very confused,
        Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager
        and disappears into a back office.</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">She finds the
        manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there
        who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
        to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
        "I mean, what in the world is this?"</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">(You're gonna
        love this.)</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">The bank manager
        looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
        Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."</p>
      <p style="margin: 1em 0px; font-family: inherit;">YT, DW,
        Kentville<br>
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